Regular old Bram Stoker’s Dracula (2020 edition)
Oct 8 4:39 p.m.
Jonathan
nailed it!
I am the🤴🥇
Mina
??
boss picked me
to go white glove some rich Count in Romania
if I seal the deal i’ll make partner
🍾
awesome 👏🏻👏🏻
guy’s buying a ton of property
in London
and turning an old ⛪️
into a nightclub
🕺🏼
get this…he lives in Transylvania
for reals
I thought it was made up
whoa
🧛♂️
let’s celebrate!
Thai food?
Yes!
Oct 18 8:13 a.m.
Thru security. Text ya on the other side✈️
💓
Good luck!
3:52 p.m.
OMG u won’t believe this place
gothic AF
uber driver wouldn’t take me up to castle and some old
dude picked me up in a horse drawn carriage!!!
wtf!
oh shit
hahaha
wish me luck
💓
good luck
Oct 19 8:32 a.m.
This place is so creepy
not kidding
last night I had a dream
we were having sex
you were on top
it was so hot
but then it wasn’t your face
it was the Count’s
and I’m not sure it was even a dream
I know crazy
what?
I need to get out of here asap
getting the paper work signed tonight
then I’m outta here
maybe just leave now?
I should finish first
ok
but if it gets weirder
just cut your losses and leave
11:14 p.m.
docs are signed
out tomorrow morn
you wouldn’t believe this guy
yesterday he looked like he was 90
today he looks 40
and super handsome
I’m not kidding
its like in that dream he fucked my youth out of me
today my hair and nails are falling out
I look feel dried up, drained
I have wrinkles that I didn’t have yesterday
Jonathan get out of there now!
i think there are prisoners here too
someone wrote ‘help us’ on my window
I’m going to find them tomorrow
to save them
and we can all get out together
No! Get out now!
r u crazy
leave now!
almost done
just very quick look for them
then out
No
please leave now!
I’m calling for help
Jon
r u there?
Oct 20 6:30 a.m.
Jon?
r u there?
JON!
Enlightenment Fan Version!!!
Oct 8 4:39 p.m.
Jonathan
I feel weird
Mina
what’s wrong?
My boss just asked me to go to Romania
to help a client
it’s a BFD
if I pull it off I’d make partner
That’s great!
why do you feel weird??
I said no
everything about it felt wrong
I literally felt afraid when she was discussing the client
I can’t really tell what’s going on there
except to not go
I know to trust that
whew, yes
totally trust that!
I do
but there’s a small part of me that also feels weird
my boss now sees me as
unwilling to go the extra mile
unambitious
if it felt wrong, it was
there will be other opportunities
Yeah
thanks
💓
let’s celebrate following your gut
Thai food?
Yes!
