(Tongue firmly in cheek)
Regular old version
He who dies with the most toys wins
My significant other is a some guy/gal
My other car is a Porsche
Enlightenment Fan Version!!!
She who dies with the most light wins
My significant other is God
My other car is nirvakalpa samadhi
I once heard an author describe a realization she had while shopping with a friend. He pointed at a t-shirt in a window that said “Forgot to have children” and jokingly said, “That’s you.” She immediately and unexpectedly burst into tears, and in that moment, saw it was true. She’d been so busy with all the cool and interesting things in her life, she hadn’t made family a priority. In that vein:
Regular old version
Forgot to have children
Enlightenment Version (not recommended)
Forgot to become enlightened
Enlightenment Fan Fiction 